May 2009
16 posts
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George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew...
and they smoked it, too.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a...
Spade- King David.
Hearts- Charlemagne.
Clubs- Alexander the great
Diamonds- Julius Ceaser
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The youngest pope was 11 years old
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Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the...
So keep that in mind if you ever travel t-
Oh wait, who goes to Kansas?
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The United States has never lost a war in which...
So lets get some goddamned mules over to Iraq!
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The largest number of children born to one woman...
From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.
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The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in...
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Why is he called Donkey Kong?
In short, the game was created in Japan. The creator took the name ‘donkey’ to mean crank, stubborn (aka ass) and ‘kong’ like king kong. So there you go. Ass Monkey.
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American car horns beep in the tone of F
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According to suicide statistics, Monday is the...
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1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright...
And I would like to eat one, one day. I enjoy lobster.
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The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the...
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What's the difference between toffee and caramel?
Not much, really. They have the same ingredents: sugar, milk, butter and other vegatable fats. Toffee has a higher butter and cream content than caramels.
The major difference is that toffee is processed at a high tempter, which makes it harder and gives it its distinctive flavor.
Whateves, sugar is sweet, sweet sugar.
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Why do we cry at happy endings?
Lies. There is no such thing as ‘tears of happiness.’ We cry not because we are upset, but because unpleasant feelings are stirred up inside us at the occasion of a happy ending.
We cry at the endings of happy movies because they conjure up an idealized world of kindness and love that we once, as children, believed possible. Children don’t usually cry because are not yet...
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How can cats see in the dark?
Lies. They can’t. No animal possess the ability to give light. If you stick a cat in a dark cave and it wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a stalagmite or stalactite. Cats are no more able to see in the complete dark than humans are.
But what they can do is reflect very faint light rays. When cats’ eyes appear to glow in the dark, they are just reflection what very...
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What causes the holes in swiss cheese?
In the cheese industry, the holes are more properly known as eyes. They are created by expanding gasses that are emitted by a bacterium known as the eye former. The eye former is introduced during the early stages of swiss cheese production. The bacterium forms holes, helps ripen cheese, and lends swiss cheese its distinctive flavor.
eye see you (eye also make really bad puns)